I Would Like to Thank the Academy PG

Alright, my friends. Those of you who have known me longer, know I would like to end up in showbiz, preferably ON the screen, but either way, in showbiz. Well, I'm watching the Oscars right now, and I would like to let you all know.

If I ever get an Oscar (not likely, but still) my speech will not contain the following: "I would like to thank the Academy" or anything of the likeness.

I will not say that in my speech if I ever win an Oscar. My speech will thank whomever gave me my role, a few of you ((who have, undoubtedly, changed me)), and NOT the Academy. I mean, I don't even know who this Academy is, what if the Academy is just a bunch of old men who are just a bunch of creepers? Why do I want to thank those creepers? ((In reality, I know that the Academy is the Oscars))

Instead, I will Google furiously before I run to the Oscars, and find one name of someone one 'the Academy' and then I will thank that one person. Hopefully, they won't be a creeper.

I mean, really, why in the hell should I thank the Academy? Hang on, Sean Penn is thanking people, let's see if he says 'The Academy'... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... YAY!!! No Academy...but I don't know if he really counts...

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