I hate people. I really do. Particularly when a friend gets mad at you when you don't reply for 20 minutes ((even though you said you'd be leaving soon)), but then, they can just up and leave for three goddamn hours! WHAT THE HELL? Why is this acceptable?
Although, it's not as bad as when this same friend ((who asks me every day if I'm going to be on tonight/over the weekend)) tells me they'll be on all weekend, then around, oh 7 pm on Friday disappears, without any mention that they're leaving, and then seems to be offended when you didn't know they had made a bet that they could go the whole f...((*tries to get control over angry swearing*)) reof-ing weekend without emailing, or texting, or calling.
I'll bet you're all sitting there right now, why is she whining about this? Well, you see, my friend, we'll call her...Regina George for now, always gets in my face if I don't reply to an RP within like 20 minutes. Now, if I'm going to go somewhere, I'll tell Regina: ((hey I've got [insert thing that everyone does here] I'll be back in [insert time span here])) and then I'll go do that thing, and come back. Usually, I'll get an email saying 'hey are you going to reply' email. Generally with the same amount of punctuation.
Of course, then I'm a little ticked, but I reply anyways. But, today is the exception! See, I told her when I would be on, what to expect, yadda yadda yadda, and so, I'm replying, then, all of a sudden, she just stops. Now, at first I figure, whatever, I'll just wait a little longer, after 45 minutes have passed I send an 'Hey, I'm bored, if you're still there, reply' email. After 15 more minutes have passed, I send an 'I'm going to go do something else for a bit, be back soon' e-mail. Then, after TWO HOURS have passed, I'm starting to wonder 'Where the hell is this bitch?' so I text her. TEN MINUTES LATER I get a reply saying something to the effect of 'my mom suggested I do something else'.
Me: ... ... ... *fumes silently* ... WELL WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I literally, have wasted 3 hours of my first real day of spring break waiting for other people. I mean, I woke up early to meet a teacher for a competition later this month, I left after waiting for an hour, then I waited for Regina George for two hours, and she never showed. I'm starting to wonder what the hell is wrong with people.
GROW UP AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR NOTIFYING OTHERS OF CHANGES IN YOUR PLANS SO NO ONE ELSE IS WAITING ON YOU, YOU ASSHOLES!
I think that's enough for now, you're all probably zoning out with your short f***ing attention spans anyways ((that's from Foamy...I didn't come up with that...))
Signed, Your Lord and Master,
Foamy.