Suckness

My life seems to be very, very, very suckish. You see, yesterday was a bad universe day ((see 'Bad Universe Week' post)) a very bad universe day.
So, it starts out, I go to school wearing my Twilight tee shirt. And this girl who used to be my friend, but isn't anymore, we'll call her...Motoko, hates Twilight. So, she has another girl hit me, and then, Motoko hits me, and I hit her, then she kicks me in the shin, in a place that I happen to already have a bruise on.

WARNING FROM HERE ON OUT SWEARING IS INCLUDED AT RANDOM POINTS IN TIME!

So, then the bitch proceeds to complain about how much I hurt her. Yeah, because it's my fault she kicked me in the shin. You know, I just, I told her to. Ask and ye shall receive. So, I suck it up, walk to first period, and manage to only be annoyed a lot. Then, in English, I got a big textbook dropped on my foot. Yeah, nothing says 'walk to fifth period on the other end of the school' like a book being dropped on your foot.
So, once again, I suck it up and walk to math.
Nothing bad really happens after that for another 5 hours. It was 4 o'clock and my dad decided to call the music store in Murray to see if they had a bassoon case. They did, so my dad decides that AFTER we eat dinner, we'll go there. Now, I had homework out the wazoo last night, so I'm like, 'wait, you're telling me that I have to drop everything and go to Murray with you, ((which is a 30 minute drive, not to mention coming back would be in rushhour traffic)) to hurry to a store that closes at 7. Alright. Whatever. Don't use that brain that you keep saying you have.' So, naturally we leave at 5:45.
Now, we're driving along the freeway, and my dad realizes, he doesn't know where the music store is. So, he whips out his cell phone, and is now swerving around the road, and almost runs us into an overpass. Now, I know I said I didn't want to go to school, but that didn't mean I wanted to loose my limbs.
When he finally gets the address, he pulls out his GPS, and once again, is swerving all over the road, and I'm thinking, 'Oh god...if we crash...I won't have to finish The Hound of the Baskervilles' ((JK, I was more thinking, 'Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, fuck you bastard, fuck you.'))
Then, he hands it to me, makes me type in the address and that, so, he continues driving, and then, oh yes, there's more, and then his tire pops. And he swerves to the side of the road, well, it's like, he tried to pull into the emergency lane, and just barely made it. Now, being the ever observant person I am, I see the sign in front of us that says, 'For Highway Help, call *11' and I say, "Dad, maybe we should call them..." so, thirty minutes later my dad realizes that he isn't getting the tire off, so he decides to call my mom. Who, of course, comes.
But, my dad wouldn't let me roll down the window, open the door, or turn on the A/C. So, by the time my mom gets there, I feel horribly sick.
After awhile, I get home, do my homework, and go to bed at 11.

Ta!
Shigure's Carma

Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves

Yes, yes, today I begged for money. You see, my school's top band was selected to play at Bands of America in Indianapolis this coming March. Which, of course, means we must raise money, so we had to go door to door asking for 'small financial donations' which wasn't fun. It was hot, and my group's area was all uphill. Then, we heard that one of the girls was attacked by a dog. So, no more houses with barking dogs. And, of course, there just had to be the little old lady who lived by herself that donated money.
I felt guilty for getting money from her, very, very, guilty. But, on the bright side, my group raised over 200 dollars. So, GO US! Now I'm gonna go...I don't know what I'm going to do...but...I'm gonna stop my nice little post.

Comments please!
Shigure's Carma

Ugh...

It seems my cold is only getting worse. My grandma called last night, and I got to the phone before my mom, for a while, she thought she had the wrong number my voice was so bad. After that 2 friends, Momiji and Todd called, and both changed their minds. I went to bed last night, and fell asleep around 8:30 pm, and promptly woke up every hour after that. Then at 7:17 I woke up, blew my nose, and realized that my nose was bleeding. 40 minutes later, I finally got my bloody nose to stop, drank a chocolate milkshake and made a pathetic attempt to go back to sleep. When I couldn't get back to sleep, I went downstairs, typed this, and now I'm going to go find something to watch on TV.

Cold's Suck,
Shigure's Carma

...*sneeze*...*cough*...*blows nose*...*cough*

It would appear that my cold has worsened. My throat is scratchy, my nose is stuffed, my head feels like it's about to explode, and alas, I must attend school.
But, que sera sera, no?
Today was rather boring. I did make cake in 5 minutes though. That was fun, AND TASTY!
Now...let's see...what else can I talk about...hm...well...we have new vending machines in our school! Yay! Now, instead of getting a Mountain Dew, or Pepsi, I can have a Coke, or Fanta. Of course, the Coke is fun-free ((caffeine free)) but still, it's better than Pepsi, no?
Although...it did lead to a discovery, one of my friends hates Coke. And Pepsi...and caffeine...and fun...and she was annoying me at lunch because I was drinking a fun-free Coke. Anal Mormons...
Anyways...I find I have nothing left to say...and fear I must blow my nose....

*coughing fit*
Shigure's...Car*sneeze*ma

WHAT! A! DAY!

Have I had an interesting day!
First period: We made quesadillas ((I really don't know how to spell that...)) and on my table is ((*thinks up nickname*)) Hermione Jane Granger, he was my stalker in 2nd/3rd grade, and he still worships me like I'm god. Now, I know I'm awesome, but really, there is a line that needs to be drawn...and not crossed. Particularly when it comes to personal space. He kept leaning closer and closer to me, I thought I was going to puke. He is nasty. I hate him.
Second period: I was measured for my dress, and for those of you who care, my bust is significantly smaller than my ass. Seven inches to be exact. And the only thing the woman commented on was ((in her words, not mine...)) 'Gosh you're skinny.' And we played White Rose by John Philip Sousa. 2 versions. Personally, I liked the first one...a lot more than I liked the second one...A LOT MORE!
Third period: I got to listen to two (sometimes 3) males sing about how 'everyone loves [insert name here] because [insert name here] loves everyone.' Now, for those of you who know my actual name, you'll get a kick out of this, they turn around and start singing it to me...only instead of using my real name, they called me 'Amy'. I don't know where they got Amy, but they did. It's too bad that I really hate them too...
Fourth period: I got 100% on my poem quiz...and I didn't even memorize it. GO ME!
Fifth period: ((before I can tell my interesting part...I must explain where I sit...)) I sit next to a metal cabinet, and it's always slightly opened. Well, today, the kid sitting to my left and one seat behind shuts it then thinking that Paiger wants it opened, so he goes to open it, and there's a nice loud CRASH! and everyone turns on him, laughing, I'm trying to get out of the way of the door, and we notice that the shelf has broken.
LUNCH: I got hit in the head...with a penny. For those of you who are thinking 'oh well, it's just a penny' let me tell you this. The penny hit me right on my hairline, and bounced off, landing about 3 feet away. Pennies hurt my friend, they hurt a lot.
Chinese: I learned how to say the following:

• To swear
• This is my husband
• Are you married?

Yes, it was VERY interesting.
Geography: For the first time that day...a class passed by with nothing interesting to say.
Well...I really must be going.

Au revoir!
Shigure's Carma

Whoopsies...

So I haven't posted in a very long time. I'm sorry. My computer's been shitty, and I've had so much homework it is coming out of my ass. But, I have straight A's so, that's a plus. Now...here's what happened this week...
*flashback*
Monday was generic, Tuesday I had a bassoon lesson, Wednesday I finished my homework before 9 pm, Thursday I did homelywork with Momiji-kun, and Friday I had a b-day party. ((I know, 2 weeks after my b-day...)) Oh, and I went to see Indy last night.
I shall tell you all about my wonderful b-day party. I got home from school, and I'm trying to come up with a movie to watch, and Alice turns up. We pretty much do absolutely nothing for 2 hours, and then we go pick up...Hana ((that's what she shall be called here...)) when we get back, Rose and Tibadee are both there. So, we sit around talking for a while, and then pretty soon, just about everyone's there, so, we put in Secondhand Lions, and then 2 more people show up. Well, after the movie we do some youtubing, and then I open gifts. Here's what my wonderful friends got me:
Hiro-chan got me a Toblerone and 10 bucks. If you're reading this Hiro-chan THANK YOU!
Tohru-kun ((who gave it to me on my b-day)) got me a necklace.
Alice got me make-up ((which I have used actually...))
Tibadee got me lipgloss and a CD.
Kyo-sama got me Loveless Vol. 3.
Bee gave me good smelly stuff. ((Body sprays, lotions))
My Monk buddy ((I don't have a nickname for her yet...)) got me more smelly stuff ((*sniffs armpit, looks up* Do I smell?))
Lovett got me slippers ((which I am wearing at this very moment.)) and a book.
Momiji-kun gave me 2 computer games.
Barty gave me a great card ('Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake') Lotion, and chocolate
And then there's my dear friend Rose, who's gift was just too good for me not to type out the whole thing:
First, I had to open the card, which read as follows:
(On cover:) 'Only the good die young'
(Inside [black=printed, green=what Rosie added]) We bitches live forever! Happy birthday!
DAMN STRAIGHT Have a R-PATZZ tasic B-day - <3 Rose
open the green box with the yellow smile first, then the matching smile boxes, then the unmarked on.
So, I open the green box with the yellow smile first, inside is an iTunes card. I do a mental happy dance, refer back to the card, and open the two matching smile boxes, inside are black and white striped socks that come to the middle of my thighs. Finally I open the last box, inside is something made from the same fabric as the socks, upon further inspection, my fear is confirmed, it is a pair of underwear to match my socks. Of course, I turn beet red, laugh, and hug Rose. My plans to get back at her have already been decided. *evil smile* and then her and Alice go through my room, find my bra and underwear and wear them around the house. Which, wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'd invited Hiro-chan who happens to be male.
Then they all decide that I need my b-day spankings, so I have one person on each arm/leg, holding me up while I'm screaming for someone else to come help me, but they succeed, and I'm laughing so hard, I can no longer breath.
When I finally regain my breath I'm starting to decide on a lot of evil things I can do to my friends on their birthdays, and let me tell you, I will act on these decisions.
Then I look downstairs and see this insane mess, so we all start cleaning, well, unfortunately, something has spilled all over my mother's chest thing ((it's an antique, it is wood, and it was covered in soda.)) So, I'm panicking because I really don't want to die at 15, so I move to run up the stairs, and I hit my foot on the corner of a wall, go sliding down on my stomach, pull myself up, and continue running on my now throbbing foot.
We get it all cleaned up, and then we watch more youtube, and then everyone goes home. However, my foot still hurt, so I put some ice on it, and I don't think it's broken ((I mean, it didn't swell, nor does it hurt anymore...)) but I'll be damned if it didn't hurt like hell.

So, that was my amazing b-day party. Rose, if you're reading this right now, beware, i have plotted against you. Actually, all of my girlfriends should beware, I am plotting. Evil, terrible plots.

Anywhosies, so, last night I went with 2 of my friends to see Indiana Jones, and we come out, and I swear to Cher we were either drunk, or high. Or maybe both, I don't know, but we were on SOMETHING. So, we're laughing, and tripping around and being all hobo-ish waiting for Bee's mom to come pick us up. When I get home, I eat a cookie, and go to bed.

Today, I listened to Avenue Q ((courtesy of Rose, who gave me the iTunes card with which I purchased the CD)) and since my dad's not here, my mother is in a good mood, so there hasn't been any yelling or fighting today. YAY! And now, I'm going to go...I don't know what I'm going to do, but it certainly won't be homelywork, I really don't want to do that right now.

Vengefully yours,
Shigure's Carma

New Chinese Words

Alright, so I haven't been on lately so, there's not much new, but there are a couple of things I want to say before I continue about my awesome day.
They found new Marilyn Monroe things, and she'll be on the cover of Vanity Fair ((which comes out next week)) but, I fear that even with that, no one will know who she is.
And that's pretty much it. We made smoothies in cooking today, we got a piece in band today, we did nothing in science, English and Math. Lunch was entertaining watching The Planetoid ((that can be his nickname...he's that fat...)) jump. Then I went to Chinese.
Here's how Chinese went:
So, I go to my locker, pick up stuff for Chinese ((folder, notebook, pencils, book, planner)) and walk to the Chinese portable. Now, everyone who's there is sitting outside, so I figure 'alright, so Lao Shi is a little late'. And I stand by the stairs waiting. Well, about 5 minutes after the bell for class to start has rung, we get a little bored, and start running around, and basically partying.
It's now...mm...12:45, and the class ends in 30 minutes, still no Lao Shi, we start wondering if we should go to the office.
Of course, no one wants to do that, so, we continue our mini party. Well, then it's 12:55, 20 minutes left of class. We all start deciding maybe one of us should go to the office and say that 7th period is going to need a teacher.
With 15 minutes left in class, we notice a car driving up, so everyone assembles, acting as though we're being good little students. Well, Lao Shi gets out of his car, slowly walking to us, and says, "Wow, you guys are early." We all kind of give each other the 'WTF?!?' look, and look back at Lao Shi.
Well, Pigsy looks at his cell phone, and we all start laughing because, we were standing outside for 25 minutes. And then Lao Shi says "OH! IT'S FRIDAY!" He thought it was Thursday. So, we all file in, and he apologizes for like, 5 minutes straight, and then decides to give us extra credit for being so quiet and patient, and then that he's going to bring us moon cakes. And then, he lets us go 5 minutes early. But first he teaches us one sentence in Chinese:
wo3 de lao3 shi1 chi2 dao4 la1
My teacher was late
Yeah...that was possibly the funnest time of my life. Well, I'm tired.

Zai4 Jian4
Shigure's Carma

Harry Potter Day!

So, today is September 1st, Harry Potter day, if none of you get this...then just ignore me. But I do, so I have to say, "HAPPY HARRY POTTER DAY EVERYBODY!"
Alright, now that I've done that, I thought I'd let you all know that I went to go see the Dark Knight today. Now, if it's your favorite movie or whatever, do not be offended, because I don't like superhero movies, there are too many men who are superheroes, and most of the women are bad guys. It feels a little sexist to me. But, enough about the womens' rights thing, I'm just gonna give my little critique of the movie. I thought it was well done, but, it was much too long. I liked it and all, but it's not something I'm going to watch every day of the year or anything like that. There's only so much of a guy in spandex I can take.
I will however say that, if the rumors and such are to be believed, I am totally psyched for the third movie. ((These are rumors I have heard, and have not yet been confirmed)) Johnny Depp as The Joker, and Cher as Catwoman, is just too good to pass up. Even if it's just one or the other. Besides, Cher hasn't been in anything in a long time, they need to put her in a movie! And, Catwoman is a great role for her. Especially since Catwoman's outfit is almost nonexistant. Who knows, if she does play Catwoman, maybe Bob Mackie will design her outfit.
And...none of you know who Bob Mackie even is...do you? Or Cher...
ALRIGHT! If you are reading this, please comment and let me know that someone out there knows who Cher and Bob Mackie are WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP. If you don't...well...tell me that as well...then I'll post saying who they are.
OH! Better idea, I'll leave a list of people, and you'll tell me how many of them you know ((and by know I mean, you know enough about them that if I were to reference them in my writing you'd know what I meant.))
Cher
Bob Mackie
Elvis Presley
Marilyn Monroe
Audrey Hepburn
Sonny Bono

Alright...now my brain's dead...so...comment and tell me who you know well enough that if I were to reference them, like this:

I'm not gonna pull a Britney Spears even though I hate my hair.

And you'd know what I was talking about.

Why So Serious?
Shigure's Carma