Sunday, May 31, 2009

Memories and Reading G (Unless you find the accomplishments of others derogatory)

So, I just finished one of the saddest books I've ever read, it's getting to be the end of the year, and all I can think about are memories. So, I've decided to share my own with you. Not all at once, just a few at a time. These are the topics I'll be covering over the next few months:
  • Holidays
  • Jewelry
  • Events
  • Friends
Today I think I'll talk about an Event. The event being the first time I ever read a book all on my own. I was about four, maybe five, it was summer, the humidity was smothering, I was at my grandparents in Illinois.

It was later in the evening, we had had our dinner (mashed potatoes and butter sandwiches being my staple) and I was looking at the books in the little bookshelf in the half-room that once belonged to my uncle. There was the one my grandma read to me every night before I went to bed: There's a Nightmare in My Closet, but there were other books, books whose titles I didn't know because the lettering was strange.

So, I skimmed them lightly with my forefinger, gently looking them over as if, by touching them, they would explode and die. As always, I was going to pick out my 'bedtime story' (which, on any other day would've been There's a Nightmare in My Closet, but I had spent the entire day watching my family read, or hearing them talk about reading) I wanted to try reading by myself. As any other little child I knew a few words: my name, the letters in the alphabet ((which is a story for another day)), lion, king, blues, clues, mermaid, seven, dwarfs, and any word that was in There's a Nightmare in My Closet.

After looking over the covers for what must have been 10 minutes, I picked a thick book, it was an old book, with brown leather binding. Instead of running to Grandma or Grandpa to have it read to me, I sat down in my other uncle's former room at the foot of the bed and started decoding the strange symbols I was assured were words.

I must have spent hours there, but I came into my grandparents family room, and very loudly exclaimed (over the rumble of the CNN news) that I could read. As though I were a god, I pulled the book out (standing in front of the TV to attract attention as I always did when I wanted everything to be about me) and started reading. The story was something about two siblings (brother and sister) who went to the zoo and saw a rhinoceros, a hippopotamus, and an elephant (to this day I still can't spell rhinoceros or hippopotamus without spell check).

Of course, being so little, no one believe I was actually reading, just making up a story. Indignantly, I sat on Grandpa's lap while he read over my shoulder as I read (for the second time) the story of the two children.

After receiving my round of applause, I sat down (still in front of the TV) and started reading more stories in the thickset book.

Now, as amazing as that sounds, try this on for size, by the time I graduated second grade, I had an eleventh grade reading level. I kid you not. I was just simply that wonderful.

Memories are pressed between the pages of my mind,
Shigure's Carma

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Nà shi jīng qí. PG (Unless you speak Asian languages very fluently)

Really, quite the surprise. I received 3 awards earlier tonight: Citizenship Honor Award, Academic Honor Award, and World Language Honor Award.

Now I know there is one person who will be a pompous S.O.B. because 'he did better than I did'. Well, how many languages do you speak, hùnqiú? That's what I thought. You see, I just insulted you in Mandarin Chinese, and I'll bet you won't know this one either: nǐ suàn lǎo jǐ le

That's right, nǐ hùnqiú, I insulted you not once, not twice, but three times in a foreign language. And just to make it better: Bub-a-kuk-a.

That was in two languages. So, I have insulted you in 3 languages, 4 times. HAH!

Anyways. That was kinda fun...2 weeks left.

Zai Jian!
Shigure's Carma

Monday, May 4, 2009

Thank Athena! PG

I finished my 150 Greek mythology cards, and I think I died somewhere while doing them. Really, it's like half of my life is in those cards. Oh, well, I'm handing them in, and winging the test.
BTW, check out my song for the moment, I'll change it whenever I feel motivated...
Thank Athena!
Shigure's Carma

P.S. You may be wondering, 'Why not thank Zeus? He is king of gods...'. Well, the answer is, he's a man whore, and a total jerk. Athena was cool...ish though.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Wishes! G

I would like to wish my soul sistah! a very happy birthday.
I'm so happy for you little sis! You're great! And now, you're a year older!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Babe!
Shigure's Carma

Sunday, April 19, 2009

National Project Week PG (For unnecessary torture)

Barty-there will be a note for you at the bottom.
Back to our regularly scheduled program.
Seriously, I have so many projects due this week. Did all of my teachers say, 'hey, we should all make as many projects as possible due this week to make everyone miserable'? UGH! I have my myth ((Hyacinth[us])) due tomorrow, my soil profile due Wednesday, my book due Thursday, the third part of my multigenre due Thursday, my Greek Mythology cards due Friday (maybe). That's not including orchestra rehearsals, District Band Festival, and private lessons. If I make it through the week alive, I will be my new hero.
UNGH!
Shigure's Carma




BARTY! So, there are these things called 'micronations' and a friend and I were joking around, and if we make one, it will be on Saturn. If you want to join let me know, and we will use your b-day as 'Honorary Founders Day'.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Heh, heh

Alright, so this is just a mini post, please read the one below...it's better...
Anyways, I know what screwed me up. What made me what I am today. All it took was one little AMV to realize what the thing was that screwed me up. Wanna know what it was? I'll tell you.
My favorite musicals were: Prince of Egypt and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
My idols were: Marylin Monroe and Elvis Presley
My favorite movies were: Some Like it Hot (the story of two sort of cross dressers), Titanic [not the edited version], Where the Heart Is [the story of a girl who gets pregnant, and lives in Walmart]
My favorite TV shows were: Friends and Will and Grace

Now I understand what's wrong with me...
TTFN,
Shigure's Carma

News [G] YAOI! [PG-13] [For sensitive topic/theme]

I have two topics in this post, the first one is just a bit of news, then we'll go on with our scheduled programs.
Before we go on with the yaoi, I would like to say that I have quizilla account, with two things posted, my page is here.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled program.

Jane: John, the baby isn't yours. He's...he's my brothers!
John: But...but you don't have a brother!
Jane: ...*gasps* I DON'T! Then who...

SORRY FOR THAT! Now, to your regularly scheduled program.

I am back in gear with a yaoi obsession. Now, for those of you who were too afraid to google yaoi, or stupid enough to search google images ((You know who you are...)) I will explain this to you as lightly as I possibly can.
Now, for those of you who are very easily offended, I would recommend not reading this...just, you know, a warning...
Yaoi, my friends, refers to the presence of a male homosexual (m/m) relationship. Japanese term, specific to anime fandoms only. It is common in fan fiction, and fan videos. Sometimes used as a parody. (I.E. Jacob/Edward [plot usually involves either Bella dying, or choosing Mike; followed by Jacob and Edward seeking comfort in each other], Harry/ANYMALECHARACTER, etc.)
HOWEVER! There are things out there that were originally supposed to be yaoi, Yu-Gi-Oh! for instance was originally supposed to be yaoi, but yaoi is one of those 'inappropriate' things that they had to take out of the plot for us little American kids. Sailor Moon originally had yuri (female homosexual [f/f] relationship) between Neptune and Uranus, which also was deemed 'inappropriate' and written out for us American kids. Aren't we sheltered?
Anyways, so, I love yaoi again.
YAOI!
Shigure's Carma